the GET SMART songs!
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BARBARA FELDON - "99" (2:49)
(M. Grudeff - R. Jessel)
Arranged and conducted by Charlie Fox, Produced by Elliot F. Mazer.
So you think you see a pussycat you'd like to pet
You start to come on strong to see how far you will get
You feed the pussycat that I'm a tiger lie
You don't know that you're mess'n with 99, 99
You brag about your motorboat and Cadillacs
How you cheated 'bout a million on your income tax
It isn't 'til they slap you with a great big fine
That you know that you've been mess'n with 99, 99
There's music on the hi-fi and she dims the light
She fixes a Martini that is out of sight
Your tongue begins to loosen 'cause you're all alone
But that ain't a olive buddy that's a microphone
You're a foreign spy who wants to come in from the cold
And you've never been uncovered you're so self controlled
But when they find your body floating down the Rhine
That's a lesson don't go mess'n with 99, 99
You're the highest paid informer for a Balkan State
On your night off you invite her for a dinner date
But when she freshens up, you'll end up unemployed
'Cause that ain't a lipstick buddy that's a Poloroid
So listen tigers this is what it's all about
A pussycat will get you if you don't watch out
Though she may send shivers running up and down your spine
She is doing her caress'n with a tiny Smith and Wesson
And that means you've been mess'n with 99, 99, 99, 99
BARBARA FELDON - "Max" (2:20)
(J. Daniels - J. Rose)
Arranged and conducted by Charlie Fox, Produced by Elliot F. Mazer.
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You know how much I want you
So why don't you relax and come a little nearer
Don't be nervous Max!
I bought this brand new sweater
I wore my favorite slacks
I only want to please you
I won't bite you Max!
Give a girl a break
I'm doing all I can
How long are ya gunna tease me Max
You're such a wicked man
You know whose lips I'd die for
Not Clydes, or Claudes, or Jacks
Oh you could make me happy
Roar a little claw a little
You're my tiger (rrr) Max!
By the Sacred Cows (Control) and the Painters & Dockers with additional lyrics by Chris O'Connor. Who were the Sacred Cows? Rumoured to be a bunch of LA session musos (Jerry Scheff, Mike Deasey, Jimmy Gordon &
Larry Knectel) for the recording session and LA band Beautiful Daze for the TV episode shooting. Click on the title above a trip out (mp3).
Kill, kill, kill
Thrill, thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Yeh, yeh, yeh
Knock off the squares
Take to the street
Kill everyone you meet
Just kill, kill, kill
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Introducing the Groovy Guru
Hey, hey, hey
Dig what I say,
Get a gun
And kill your mum
Woh, woh, woh
Don’t you know
Love is out
Hate’s what it’s about
Just kill, kill, kill
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The Sacred Cows
Don’t just stand there being placid
Get into some psychopathic acid
I’ll take you to a place that’s purple and paisley
There’s no problem everybody is crazy
Come on get rid of your frustration
Get into our hate generation
If you are ready......
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Max takes a shot at the evil Guru
Kill, kill, kill
Thrill. Thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Woh, woh, woh
Don’t you know
Love is out
Hate’s what it’s about
Just kill, kill, kill
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![back to WORLD OF MAX](WOMlink.jpg)
under construction always, lyric corrections welcome