Here's some sound clips from the show in various formats. Many of these files were provided to me by TSETSEFLY, to whom I am extremely grateful. Several others were provided by Lisa F., to whom I am also grateful.


"And loving it!" 19KB WAV
"Gonga Gee?"    77KB  WAV
"Have I ever given you cause or reason to suspect my sanity?"   84KB  WAV
"I asked you not to tell me that!" 17KB WAV
"I demand the Cone of Silence!"     22KB WAV
"I'm going to try and forget you said that." 26KB WAV
"I want you to check all of the women here and find out if any of them act or even look suspicious." 52KB WAV
"Just barely." 17KB WAV
"Missed it by that much!" 20KB WAV
"Once again the forces of niceness and goodness have triumphed over the forces of evil and rottenness." 81KB WAV
"On the other hand, I could be wrong." 16KB WAV
"Shouldn't we activate the Cone of Silence?"  24KB  WAV
"Smart, Maxwell Smart." 27KB WAV
"Sorry about that Chief."  16KB WAV
"Would you believe..." 10KB WAV


"Shtarker, this is KAOS, we don't duut duut here!" 73KB WAV
"Don't push it girly." 12KB WAV
"Where have you been? I've been waiting and waiting and standing here for 17 seconds!" 54KB WAV


A Voicemail Message From Agent 99     844KB  WAV
The Craw - "Not the Craw, the Craw!"    14KB  WAV
The Chief - "Sorry about that Max."   14KB  WAV
The original theme song. 144KB  MP3
Max's shoephone ringing. 29KB WAV
Get Smart 1995 theme song.  497KB  MP3
Theme Song Ringtone (Thanks Duncan) - 12KB MIDI

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