CONTROL Rosters

Below is a roster of all CONTROL agents whose names were mentioned in an episode of Get Smart, whether they appeared onscreen or not. Agents whose name or number is in italics were killed in the episode. Agents who actually worked for KAOS are included in both this section and the KAOS Agent Roster. In some cases, I have had to guess at the spelling, as the names were spoken but not listed in the credits. Some agents appeared more than once and only their first appearance is listed. Some names and numbers were used more than once and I treated them as separate agents.

AGENT EPISODE DUTIES
2 The Spy Who Met Himself Mentioned by Max during his interrogation
3 - Aldrich The Worst Best Man Unseen, injured by KAOS after asked to be Max's best man.
4 (Herb Gaffer) Dear Diary Retired spy & Max's idol
8 Dear Diary Retired spy who is stationed behind dartboard in Spy City
8 1/2 Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend Stationed inside ball return chute at bowling alley.
11 (Agnes Davenport) Dear Diary Retired & living at Spy City
11 Leadside Unseen, staked out on Highway 39 to capture Leadside.
12 Our Man In Toyland Santa Claus in Bowers Dept. Store
12 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Agent hiding in sofa
13 The Only Way To Die Specialty is hiding in small places
14 The Spy Who Met Himself Mentioned by Max during his interrogation
14 - Tiger Schlermer The Worst Best Man Boxer who falls in open manhole after Max asks him to be his best man.
17 KAOS In CONTROL Monkey for organ grinder
17 The Decoy Married, with two kids.
18 The Whole Tooth Unseen, killed by KAOS
18 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
18 - Simpson The Worst Best Man Unseen, injured by KAOS after asked to be Max's best man.
21 The Little Black Book Unseen, divorce lawyer for CONTROL
22 Bronzefinger Agent who painted "Afternoon of a Giraffe"
23 Weekend Vampire Killed by Dr. Drago
24 The Mummy Kidnapped in the Metropolitan Museum by KAOS
24 The Man From YENTA Hiding in hall closet of Prince Bubbie's room, accidentally killed by Max
24 - Huffiger Closely Watched Planes Mentioned by Busby during his plane ride with Max
25 Our Man In Toyland Bowers Department Store dummy
25 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Agent disguised as a crate
25 The Man From YENTA Disguised as window washer outside Prince Bubbie's room & accidentally killed by Max
26 The Man From YENTA Disguised as a maid in Prince Bubbie's room and accidentally wounded by Max
26 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
27 Back to the Old Drawing Board Guards Dr. Shotwire
27 Island of the Darned Killed and stuffed by Hans Hunter
27 The Girls From KAOS Unseen, calls in a Code 15
28 The Little Black Book Unseen, lawyer friend of Max's lawyer
32 The Mysterious Dr. T Guards Professor Longnecker
33 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
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 Mr. Big
Our Man In Toyland		 Stationed in plane station locker
Inside food service cart
34 Maxwell Smart, Private Eye Due to budget cuts, he is forced to work driving a cab at the airport, but this allows him to drive Max to safety.
35 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Agent hidden in room during Max's labor briefing session
35 The Spy Who Met Himself Mentioned by Max during his interrogation
35 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
35 Leadside Unseen, staked out on Highway 71 to capture Leadside.
36 Casablanca Unseen, hidden in airport locker #31
37 The Spirit is Willing Discusses whether or not Max really met Ann Ferris
37 That Old Gang of Mine Unseen, Max is supposed to meet him at the Palladium in London and get further instructions
38 The Spy Who Met Himself Courier who always wears solid neckties and is kidnapped by KAOS so that a member of the League of Imposters can take his place.
38 - Harry The Worst Best Man Disguised as chorus girl Kitty Karvelas, he's kidnapped after being asked to be Max's best man.
39 Casablanca Unseen, an oriental houseboy who tries to crack a smuggling case by disguising himself as an oriental houseboy.
41 Too Many Chiefs Chambermaid protecting Tanya Lupescu
42 The Whole Tooth Unseen, killed by KAOS
42 The Spy Who Met Himself Mentioned by Max during his interrogation
42 When Good Fellows Get Together Assigned by the Chief to help Max and Hymie face Groppo
42 The Day They Raided The Knights Unseen, laid off by computer.
43 Washington 4, Redskins 3 Vacationing in Arizona when his bus is attacked by Indians
44 Aboard the Orient Express Hides in unusual places
44 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
46 The Dead Spy Scrawls Killed while looking for KAOS' electronic brain
47 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Head negotiator for the Guild of Surviving CONTROL Agents, at least until KAOS kills him
48 Too Many Chiefs Elevator operation who is watching Agent 41, whom Max doesn't trust
49 Weekend Vampire Unseen, killed by Dr. Drago
49 A Tale of Two Tails Hairdresser
51 Greatest Spy On Earth Disguised as a gorilla in the Farnum and Daley Circus
51 The Little Black Book Unseen, Max's lawyer belongs to The Law Firm of 18, 26, 35, 44, 51, 33 and Sons
52 Weekend Vampire Unseen, killed by Dr. Drago
53 Our Man In Toyland Behind dressing room mirror in Bowers Department Store
54 Bronzefinger Friend of Max who is painted to death by Bronzefinger
54 The Day They Raided The Knights Unseen, laid off by computer.
56 The Amazing Harry Hoo Trails KAOS agent to airport
57 Mr. Big On assignment in Hong Kong
57 The Spy Who Met Himself Mentioned by Max during his interrogation
58 The Decoy Married and has three kids
In one of the show's best bloopers, Ed Platt accidentally identifies two agents as 58 in the same scene.
58 The Decoy Married and has four kids
59 The Whole Tooth Unseen, stationed in South America
61 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Agent
63 Somebody Down Here Hates Me Joe Freebish, was in train wreck and had plastic surgery. Also had a great time in Cairo one night!
71 The Day They Raided The Knights Unseen, laid off by computer.
72 Maxwell Smart, Private Eye First name Sam, budget cuts force him to work part-time for Al's Linen Service, which lets him drive away KAOS agents trying to kill Max.
73 I'm Only Human Killed by his own dog
74 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Disguised as a lamp
74 How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying Backs up Max in a KAOS warehouse and is shot
77 Casablanca Unseen, checks out the airport
77 Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho Undercover as a building inspector and pushed off a 41-story building
77 - Chuck Armstrong The Apes of Rath Agent who is really Chucko, a gorillas trained by KAOS to kill.
81 Last One In Is A Rotten Spy Killed by Greco
82 Strike While The Agent Is Hot Likes to hide in organs
82 Aboard the Orient Express Unseen, courier killed by poison gas.
83 Aboard the Orient Express Unseen, courier killed by poison gas.
84 Aboard the Orient Express Unseen, courier killed by poison gas.
85 Aboard The Orient Express Courier killed by poison gas
86 Mr. Big Maxwell Smart
86 Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Spies In A Sub The Chief reissues the number to this unseen agent when he believes Max won't return from the mission
88 Leadside Unseen, staked out on Highway 94 to capture Leadside.
91 Back to the Old Drawing Board New recruit replaced by Hymie
93 Kiss of Death Female agent in sofa with 13
95 The Expendable Agent Unseen, underwent 30 days of torture that left him a babbling lunatic so he retired and went into politics
98 - Snyder The Worst Best Man Unseen, he's 29 years old and injured by KAOS after agreeing to be Max's best man.
99 Mr. Big The female lead of the series
198 - Lundy
(Fred Willard)		 A Tale of Two Tails Trainee spy assigned to tail 99 because he's failing in tailing.
199 - Caruso A Tale of Two Tails Trainee assigned to tail 99 because he's failing in tailing.
B Casablanca Hidden in an airport locker.
B-12 Aboard the Orient Express Unseen, pays off European agents
B-17 I'm Only Human Parrot who repeats everything that he hears
Courier 12
Wailing Wanda		 The Groovy Guru A hippies, she passes Max info on the Groovy Guru. She's really a double agent and has given Max a bomb.
K-13 Mr. Big Canine duties
Q The Hot Line The Chief's letter when he was an agent.
X The Decoy European branch who delivers the new code to Greenland
Aldrich - Agent 3 The Worst Best Man Unseen, injured by KAOS after asked to be Max's best man.
Chuck Armstrong - 77 The Apes of Rath Agent who is really Chucko, a gorillas trained by KAOS to kill.
Arrick Weekend Vampire Lab worker who operates the DetectoTune
Ashkenazi A Man Called Smart Is briefly seen in Chief's office
Bailey A Tale of Two Tails Unseen, member of the trainee class who is about to graduate.
Balzac A Man Called Smart Unseen, the Chief regrets having sent him on a suicide mission.
Bannister The Worst Best Man Hymie once saved his life, he also attended Max's bachelor party.
Bannister Schwartz's Island Unseen, he's CONTROL's top agent and Max doesn't like him.
Dr. Bascomb Witness for the Persecution Head of the crime lab and temporary roommate of Max during this case
Bash Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint
Baxter The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Mentioned by Chief when all agents are in the elevator.
Bodecker The Reluctant Redhead Unseen, Max always confuses him with Rosencrantz
Bossolovich A Tale of Two Tails Unseen, member of the trainee class who is about to graduate.
Elwood Box Classification: Dead Termination Department, he arrives to pick up Max's body a little early
Fred Brown Witness for the Persecution Unseen, agent mentioned by 99
Busby Closely Watched Planes Courier who is fed lots of coffee and dropped out of a plane
Professor Bush Dear Diary Retired lab man who invented the first microdot & invisible dust
Carlson A Spy For A Spy Head of the Lab Section
Carlton I'm Only Human CONTROL lab worker
Carmichael The Worst Best Man Hymie once saved his life, he also attended Max's bachelor party.
Carmichael The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, member of the CONTROL baseball team who was killed by Adrian Listenger.
Carruthers Age Before Duty A religious man, he's 28 when murdered by Dorain Gray paint.
Carter Greer Window Unseen, he fractures Willoughby's leg.
Caruso - #199 A Tale of Two Tails Trainee assigned to tail 99 because he's failing in tailing.
Carvelas Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint
Cavellas The Reluctant Redhead Disguised as statue, he's named after Joseph and Carol Cavellas, a writing duo on the show.
Lin Chan The Laser Blazer Hong Kong tailor and weapons designer who created the laser blazer
The Chief Mr. Big Head of CONTROL
Collins Appointment in Sahara Assigned to Algiers, he is celebrating his 10th anniversary with CONTROL when he's shot
Crilleader A Man Called Smart Is briefly seen in Chief's office
Curtis Pheasant Under Glass Unseen, musician agent.
Dillingham A Tale of Two Tails Unseen, member of the trainee class who is about to graduate.
Dimitri School Days Student spy - speaks East Himalayan
Dr. Drago Weekend Vampire Lab head forced to leave CONTROL for unauthorized experimentation
Dunlap Do I Hear A Vaults? Unseen agent who hid microfilm in plain view on his desk.
Esperanza Tequilla Mockingbird Expert with castanets, she steals the mockingbird from KAOS, only to be killed by Valdez.
Fang Mr. Big Canine duties
Farley A Tale of Two Tails Unseen, member of the trainee class who is about to graduate.
Felix
(John Fiedler)		 Age Before Duty While working in the CONTROL photo lab, he discovers Dorian Gray Paint. The Chief brushes him off as a quack so he goes to KAOS and uses the paint to murder CONTROL agents.
Finch The Worst Best Man The 9th agent who agrees to be Max's best man, he's pushed out a window by KAOS.
Finletter A Man Called Smart Unseen, assistant to Dr. Waldo Smith, he accidentally dove into a lake while carrying Dry-Up and drowned in mud
Flaghoff A Spy For A Spy Part of the great spy swap
Lum Fong Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend Decoding expert.
Wu Fong Die, Spy Unseen, new agent who comes down with American flu, allowing Samuels to work on the case
Forsythe Washington 4, Redskins 3 Unseen, wakes Chief
Foster The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Disguised as a policeman who wears sneakers.
Foster The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, member of the CONTROL baseball team who was killed by Adrian Listenger.
Hilary Gainesborough School Days London CONTROL & KAOS spy
Johann Die, Spy Double agent killed by ACB
Grillak School Days Student spy - heart birthmark on right knee
Hanrahan Don't Look Back Assigned to defend Max, he hasn't won a case in 30 years.
Admiral Hargrade A Man Called Smart The first Chief of CONTROL
Harrington The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Disguised as an ice cream vendor.
Harrington Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint and sent to Arizona.
Harris A Spy For A Spy Part of the great spy swap
Dr. Harris When Good Fellows Get Together Lab doctor who upgrades Hymie to face Groppo
Harrison Washington 4, Redskins 3 Unseen, calls Pentagon
Harrison Perils in a Pet Shop Guards the door to the Chief's office
Harry Weekend Vampire Unseen lab aide, mentioned by Max
Harvey The Not-So-Great Escape Unseen, he runs the CONTROL Deli.
Haskill Our Man In Leotards Guard at gate to CONTROL HQ
Commander Hathaway That Old Gang of Mine Chief of British CONTROL, but in reality a KAOS agent and X, leader of the Scorpion gang
Hathaway What's it all About, Algie? Stationed at Algernon Nursery, he's killed by a man-eating plant.
Henderson With Love and Twitches Guards Max on his wedding night, he also appears in several other 4th season episodes as an extra agent.
Hobson The Only Way To Die HQ agent
Hodgkins Mr. Big The Chief's assistant.
Holloway The Worst Best Man The 7th agent who agrees to be Max's best man, he's shot.
Holloway Pheasant Under Glass Unseen, musician agent.
Rudolph Hubert Hubert's Unfinished Symphony Violinist and spy
Hymie Back to the Old Drawing Board Robot agent
Ingrid
(Julie Newmar)		 The Laser Blazer The Smart's maid hired by the CONTROL Employment Agency who is actually a double agent.
Sazuki Ishamoto How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying Chief of Tokyo CONTROL, he wins the Excellence in Judo and Karate by a CONTROL Chief Award
Jennings The Spy Who Met Himself Agent who questions Max and his double to find out which one is the real Max
Kendall The Not-So-Great Escape Kidnapped while at the airport, he's actually a double agent and reveals the prisoner's plans to Siegfried.
Kensington The Farkas Fracas Unseen, created the Kensington List of KAOS agents about to defect.
Kincaid The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Mentioned by Chief when all agents are in the elevator.
Kinkaid The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, member of the CONTROL baseball team who was killed by Adrian Listenger.
Kirsch
(King Moody)		 Anatomy of a Lover In charge of security procedures with Phelps, also a KAOS spy who reprograms Hymie.
Sid Krimm The Little Black Book Max's old army sergeant, he is temporarily deputized to help Max capture the Maestro.
Rosa LaCosta Pheasant Under Glass CONTROL's Singing Agent, she is an opera singer who can shatter glass by singing a special note.
Larabee
(Robert Karvelas)		 Ship of Spies Aide to the Chief and the dumbest agent in CONTROL.
Lathrop Don't Look Back Member of Legal Department
Adrian Listenger
(Pat Paulsen)		 The Mess of Adrian Listenger Caught cheating while in spy school, he's thrown out of CONTROL and vows revenge. He kills six members of the baseball team before Max and the Chief kill him.
Professor Longnecker The Mysterious Dr. T Supposedly CONTROL's top inventor, he's actually a fraud and a front for Dr. T.
Lopez Viva Smart Taco salesman in San Saludos
198 - Lundy
(Fred Willard)		 A Tale of Two Tails Trainee spy assigned to tail 99 because he's failing in tailing.
Lynch The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, member of the CONTROL baseball team who was killed by Adrian Listenger.
Marko Pheasant Under Glass Unseen, musician agent.
Stella Mason Moonlighting Becomes You Unseen, an agent for Overseas CONTROL for eight years, she never wears disguises.
McDonald The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Unseen, he always uses the stairs to get into CONTROL HQ
McMillon Snoopy Smart vs. The Red Baron Unseen, gives orders over plane's headset
Meadows It Takes One to Know One Unseen, former #2 man, driven to suicide by Octavia
Dr. Minelli Aboard The Orient Express Special Weapons Advisor
Munchkin Hello Columbus, Goodbye America A little person who disguises himself as Little Gemini and saves Max.
Newfield Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint
George Newfield Dear Diary Retired spy & double agent
Nicholson The Treasure of C. Errol Madre Mentioned by Chief when all agents are in the elevator.
Dr. Noodleman Somebody Down Here Hates Me CONTROL plastic surgeon and secret KAOS agent
Nordell The Spy Who Met Himself Agent who questions Max and his double to find out which one is the real Max
Novak The Worst Best Man Hit between the eyes with a baseball at an amusement park after agreeing to be Max's best man.
Omega Leadside Unseen, killed despite the immense security efforts of Plan Omega.
Aris Paponickolini Absorb the Greek Unseen, scientist working on the formula for eternal youth.
Gina Paponickolini Absorb the Greek Wife of Aris, she pretends to date the Chief while she actually gives him her husband's formulas.
Professor Parker Double Agent Head of CONTROL Lab
Penwick The Not-So-Great Escape Camp inmate who attempts to climb the electric fence.
Perkins Cutback at CONTROL Accountanting division, wounded by Eric Krueger
Phelps Anatomy of a Lover In charge of security procedures, along with Kirsch
Porter Smart Fell on Alabama Serves as a porter on a train.
Prewitt The Worst Best Man The 8th agent who agrees to be Max's best man, he's killed by poison on an envelope.
Pussycat One of Our Olives is Missing Waiter and double agent who steals a KAOS olive radio receiver
Henry Radcheck KAOS In CONTROL Lab assistant
Randolph The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, killed by drowning in his bathtub while he was taking a shower. Member of the CONTROL baseball team.
Roberts
(Maury Wills)		 The Apes of Rath Agent killed by Chucko, even though he was guarded by Agent 77.
Rosencrantz The Reluctant Redhead Max always confuses him with Bodecker. Together they break into Krispin's house and secretly take a picture of his missing wife.
Mimsi Sage
a.k.a. Amanda Krispin		 The Reluctant Redhead A look-alike for Amanda Krispin, she goes undercover disguised as Amanda to recover the Krispin papers. Unfortunately, she is really Amanda Krispin and she tries to take the papers herself.
Salsman Diplomat's Daughter Agent
Samuels Die, Spy Kubacheck in disguise, he's Max's trainer and a ping pong player
Saphner The Reluctant Redhead Disguised as a statue.
Saunders Washington 4, Redskins 3 Unseen, cancels all military leave
Saunders
(Robert Karvelas)		 Our Man In Leotards Reports theft of Immobilo
Saxson Diplomat's Daughter Agent
Schleppenheimer Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend Unseen, the inventor of the fire hydrant phone
Tiger Schlermer - #14 The Worst Best Man Boxer who falls in open manhole after Max asks him to be his best man.
Schwartz Diplomat's Daughter Agent being held prisoner in Rangoon
Inspector Sehovian Ship of Spies Armenian Branch, International CONTROL
Dr. Simon The Impossible Mission Inventor of the computer trumpet
Simpson - #18 The Worst Best Man Unseen, injured by KAOS after asked to be Max's best man.
Sloan Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint
Maxwell Smart Mr. Big Agent 86
Smith The Not-So-Great Escape Camp inmate
Dr. Waldo Smith A Man Called Smart PRK Lab section, he invented Dry-Up and is the brother of Russell Bediyoskin, who stole it
Smithers A Spy For A Spy Genius in the Deciphering Dept.
Snyder - #98 The Worst Best Man Unseen, he's 29 years old and injured by KAOS after agreeing to be Max's best man.
Dr. Sontag Weekend Vampire Lab worker who was the pupil of Dr. Drago
Stafford The Hot Line Is part of exercise group, named after a grip on the show.
Standish A Spy For A Spy Head of the Administration Section
Professor Staymen Operation:Ridiculous Lab man who finds an antidote when Dr. Steele is poisoned.
Dr. Steele Classification: Dead Chief toxicologist and burlesque dancer
Dr. Steuben All In The Mind Psychological warfare section
Alma Sutton KAOS In CONTROL Lab assistant & KAOS spy
Dr. Hans Swenson How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying Wins the Top Achievement of a CONTROL Scientist Award for 25 years of hormone research
Szathmary The Reluctant Redhead Disguised as statue, he's named after Irving Szathmary, who created the show's theme and is Bill Dana's brother.
Tahday Die, Spy With Tamara, a dance team at Club Tonight, he is killed by ACB
Tamara Die, Spy With Tahday, a dance team at Club Tonight, she is killed by ACB
Tolliver Closely Watched Planes Double agent, disguised as a parachute salesman
Dr. T
Tyler J. Turtledove		 The Mysterious Dr. T 10 years old, he's a genius who creates some of CONTROL's top inventions.
VanCleef That Old Gang of Mine Secretary to Hathaway and also a KAOS agent
Walters It Takes One to Know One Suicidal #2 man in CONTROL
Washburn It Takes One to Know One Unseen, former #2 man, driven to suicide by Octavia
Charlie Watkins Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho Disguised as a beautiful female, he works for CONTROL West
Watson School Days Dean of CONTROL's spy school
Webster The Apes of Rath Hiding out in a steamer trunk, he is attempting to escape to Pittsburgh but Chucko kills him first.
Whitehawk A Spy for a Spy Part of the great spy exchange.
Wilkens The Not-So-Great Escape Camp inmate
Wilkinson The Not-So-Great Escape Camp inmate
Willoughby Greer Window Unseen, he has his leg fractured by Carter.
Willoughby The Mess of Adrian Listenger Unseen, killed by being thrown out of a plane that was on the ground. Member of the CONTROL baseball team.
Wilson Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint and sent to Arizona.
Worthington Age Before Duty Unseen, affected by Dorian Gray paint.
Zeefer Satan Place Unseen, follows Harvey Satan
Zukor School Days Student spy - distinctive handwriting

 

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