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KAOS Agent Roster |
Below is a roster of all KAOS agents whose names were mentioned in an episode of Get Smart, whether they appeared onscreen or not. Agents whose name or number is in italics were killed in the episode. In some cases, I have had to guess at the spelling, as the names were spoken but not listed in the credits. Some agents appeared more than once and only their first appearance is listed. Some names were used more than once and I treated each one as a separate agent.
AGENT | EPISODE | DUTIES |
Ahmed | Appointment in Sahara | Bedouin trader and operator of KAOS' nuclear missiles |
One-Way Al | Physician Impossible | Large aide to Big Eddie Little. |
Melnick Archer | And Only Two Ninety-Nine | Owner of Archer's Furniture, he kidnaps 99 and replaces her with a double in order to kill Max. He's also known as "Put a Red in Your Bed" Melnick for selling bedroom sets to Communists. |
Mary Jack Armstrong | Survival of The Fattest | The world's strongest woman |
Auerbach | House of Max | Aide to Raoul Duval. |
Badeff | Hubert's Unfinished Symphony | Owner of Badeff Concert Hall and new Mr. Big |
Bagel | The Reluctant Redhead | Disguised as a statue in Krispin's statue garden. |
Balinkoff | The Spy Who Met Himself | Assassin shot by Siegfried |
Basil | The King Lives | Evil half brother of Charles of Coronia |
Beastmaster | I'm Only Human | Owner of Washington Animal Spa & brainwasher of dogs |
Russell Bediyoskin | A Man Called Smart | Character actor who specializes in dying, he is the brother of Dr. Waldo Smith, from whom he steals Dry-Up for KAOS |
Belasco | Pheasant Under Glass | Fan of opera, he kidnaps Professor Pheasant and keeps him in the basement of KAOS HQ. |
Benito | The Whole Tooth And... | Tries to extract false tooth from Max, but Max kills him instead |
Mr. Big | Mr. Big | Steals Inferno Ray |
Billet | Supersonic Boom | Frustrated actor turned KAOS agent who threatens to destroy New York with the Sonic Boom Machine |
(The Blaster) |
The Only Way To Die | Every year he blows up a different national landmark for KAOS |
Bobo | Diplomat's Daughter The Amazing Harry Hoo |
The Craw's not-too bright assistant |
Boga | A Spy For A Spy | Part of the great spy swap |
Bolger | The Hot Line | Works at The Moustache Cup and wears thick glasses. |
Arnold Borge | The Farkas Fracas | Unseen, brother of Naomi Farkas, he is District Manager for KAOS. |
Victor Borgia | Hello Columbus, Goodbye America | He kidnaps Gino Columbus to get him to sign the U.S. over to KAOS. |
Boris | Hubert's Unfinished Symphony | Badeff's assistant |
Boris | Cutback at CONTROL | Siegfried's chauffeur |
Boris | The Expendable Agent | Leader of the group attempting to kidnap Professor Whitaker and uncle to fellow KAOS Agent Sidney |
Boris | The Little Black Book | Waiter at The Pen & Quill who tries to get the black book from Max |
Boris | Operation:Ridiculous | He booby-traps Max's car and apartment to make Max and CONTROL look ridiculous |
Borman | Smart Fell on Alabama | Female agent who carries KAOS' new code strapped to her chest. She's also Col. Kirby's girlfriend. |
Dr. Myron Braam | All In The Mind | Psychiatrist to top government officials |
Matt Brady (Dick Yarmy) |
The Hot Line | Disguised as President Johnson's efficiency expert, he's actually photographing all of CONTROL's secrets. |
Rembrandt Von Bronzefinger | Bronzefinger | Leader of the art forgery division and head of the art museum |
Bruce | Shock It To Me | Hunchbacked aide to Dr. Zharko |
Brute | The Mild Ones | Leader of the Purple Knights |
Bubinski a.k.a. The Choker |
Casablanca | Has killed hundreds of people by choking them to death |
Bulmanian Ambassador (Jonathan Harris) |
How Green Was My Valet | Wine lover, he steals Dr. Harper's top secret rocket fuel. |
Conrad Bunny | Our Man In Toyland | Manager of Bower's Dept. Store |
CAD | Run, Robot, Run | Contrived Accident Division |
Caine | Kiss of Death | Aide to Slade, he fakes kidnapping Tracy Dunhill |
Ann Cameron | Widow Often Annie | She married 12 CONTROL Agents and then killed them for the insurance money. |
Dr. Canyon | One Nation Invisible | Scientist who defects from KAOS with a formula for invisibility. |
Antonio Carlos Carioca |
The Only Way To Die | Every year he blows up a different national landmark for KAOS |
Carla | Survival of The Fattest | Aide to Mary Jack Armstrong |
Carlos | Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho | Assistant to Joshua, he kills Agent 77 |
Carney | Valerie of the Dolls | Aide to Valerie, he helps KAOS smuggle in an explosives formula. |
Centurion | Smartacus | Aide to Montague Leach, he fights Max in a gladiator match. |
The Chameleon | Return of the Ancient Mariner | A master of disguise who tries to kidnap the admiral and take his place. He disguises himself as Larabee, Admiral Hargrade, and 99. |
The Choker a.k.a. Bubinski |
Casablanca | Has killed hundreds of people by choking them to death |
Christopher | The Only Way To Die | Aide to The Blaster, he believes that he has shot and killed Max |
Chucko | The Apes of Rath | Ape disguised as Chuck Armstrong, he kills seven CONTROL agents before being beaten by Max and 99. |
Barbara Cleveland | Closely Watched Planes | Stewardess who feeds Max and Busby lots of coffee in order to get them into the airplane bathroom |
Milton Conrad | Hoo Done It | Owner of Tuwanna Conrad Hotel and mass murderer |
Cortez | Physician Impossible | Aide to Big Eddie Little. |
Cradlemeyer | Where-What-How-Who Am I? | Drives the explosive-filled snack truck that will kill rocket scientists |
Chuck Cramer | I Shot 86 Today | Golf pro at Pomona National Golf Club, he also blows up missiles. |
The Craw | Diplomat's Daughter The Amazing Harry Hoo |
Spy, smuggler and owner of a chain of Chinese laundries |
Crawford | Ironhand | Aide to Ironhand, he has to replace a lot of globes. |
Otto Cronin | The Apes of Rath | Pays Dr. Rath to use his human gorillas to murder CONTROL agents |
Cynthia | The Expendable Agent | Disguised as Professor Whitaker's niece, she actually shoots Chain |
Mark Danderfeld | A Man Called Smart | TV announcer for KAOS |
Karl Danker | A Spy For A Spy | KAOS' Number One Assassin and killer of 19 CONTROL agents |
Nicola Darby | Hubert's Unfinished Symphony | Aide to Badeff |
Dead Cowboy | Day Smart Turned Chicken | He attempts to drive Max crazy by dying and coming back to life. He also is in normal garb at the ambassador's party. |
Algernon DeGrasse | What's it all About, Algie? | Owner of Algernon Nursery, he sells plants with microphones to top government officials. He ends up being eaten by his own killer plant. |
Demetrios | Aboard The Orient Express | Owner of Krochanska, dog that works the Orient Express |
Cedric Devonshire | Smart, The Assassin | Manager of the Regency Club |
Dietrich | Cutback at CONTROL | Chairman of the Senate Investigating Committee probing CONTROL |
Dietrich | Tequilla Mockingbird | Attempts to buy the Mockingbird from Valdez for KAOS. |
Wolfgang Dietrich a.k.a Zebra 7 |
Witness for the Execution | The highest ranking KAOS agent ever to defect, he's disguised as Max's nanny to prevent The Exterminator from killing him. |
Dimitri | The Day They Raided the Knights | Worker at Knight's Stamp Redemption Center. |
Jerry Dobring | Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine | Barber and head of bank robbery unit |
Doll-Baby | The Mild Ones | Member of the Purple Knights who develops a crush on Max |
Dracula | The Wax Max | Disguised agent at the wax house |
Dubrovnik | The Spy Who Met Himself | Operates a film projector for Siegfried, who later kills him |
Dummy (Don Rickles) |
To Sire With Love | Thug who gets in a swordfight with Max. |
Mr. Dunhill | Kiss of Death | Tracy's father who founded the U.S. branch of KAOS, he was killed by Max. |
Tracy Dunhill | Kiss of Death | Member of the Daughters of KAOS who tries to kill Max |
Little Louie Dunlap (Caroline Adams) |
Valerie of the Dolls | A Little Person who enters the country disguised as a little girl, enabling him to sneak past customs. |
Raoul Duval | House of Max | Owner of Duval's Cave of Wax, he invented a formula that brings wax figures to life. He uses them to commit crimes for KAOS. |
Earl | Ironhand | Ironhand's top man, he gets injured when Ironhand pats him on the back. |
Ehrlich | Now You See Him | Con man |
Emile | Bronzefinger | Art restorer |
The Exterminator a.k.a. Earl Kibbee (William Schallert) |
Witness for the Execution | The Exterminator, he's a top assassin who even killed his own mother-in-law. |
Frank Fargo | I Shot 86 Today | Informs on plans to blow up missles and gets hit with a poisoned golf ball. Also, brother of Fred Fargo who flew to Frankfurt on Friday. |
Emil Farkas (Tom Bosley) |
The Farkas Fracas | Neighbor of Max & 99, he tries to steal the Chief's briefcase. |
Naomi Farkas (Alice Ghostley) |
The Farkas Fracas | Neighbor of Max & 99, her brother is District Manager for KAOS and he hires her to spy on the Smarts. She's also a terrible cook! |
Felix (John Fiedler) |
Age Before Duty | While working in the CONTROL photo lab, he discovers Dorian Gray Paint. The Chief brushes him off as a quack so he goes to KAOS and uses the paint to murder CONTROL agents. |
Ann Ferris | The Spirit is Willing | Secretary to Mondebello, she fakes her own death and plots with Vogel to turn Mondebello in to CONTROL |
Finster | And Baby Makes Four | Worker at Sunny Slope Sanitarium. |
Dr. Andrew Fish | Day Smart Turned Chicken | Doctor who confirms the cowboy is dead, when he isn't. |
Melvin Forrester | Somebody Down Here Hates Me | Unseen, KAOS' bag man |
Miss Formosa | The Girls From KAOS | Beauty contestant and representative of "pure KAOS' |
Frankenstein | The Wax Max | Disguised agent at the wax house |
Frieda | Our Man In Toyland | Mr. Bunny's assistant |
Hans Fromme (Ted Knight) |
Pussycats Galore | Fake official from the German Embassy who is luring scientists to the Pussycat Club |
Hilary Gainesborough | School Days | Infiltrated CONTROL's spy school as an agent from London CONTROL |
Gaucho | Supersonic Boom | Assassin and car wash employee |
Ben Gazzman | Hoo Done It | Killed on Tuwanna by a trained black widow spider |
Gelson | The Reluctant Redhead | Disguised as a statue in Krispin's statue garden. |
Upper Gemini (Billy Barty) |
Hello Columbus, Goodbye America | The top half of a team, he's a little person who stands on the shoulders of another little person, thus disguising themselves as a normal-sized person. |
Lower Gemini | Hello Columbus, Goodbye America | The lower half of a team, he's a little person who has another little person stand on his shoulders, thus disguising themselves as a normal-sized person. |
Gertrude/Gerold | Greatest Spy On Earth | Circus freak who is half man and half woman |
Godzilla | One of Our Olives is Missing | While hiding in Max's closet, he is shot accidentally by Ozark Annie |
Gorcheck | Our Man in Toyland | Aide to Mr. Bunny |
Gorshen (John Byner) |
The Hot Line | Owner of The Moustache Cup, a restaurant and front for the KAOS communications center. He's named after Frank Gorshin, a successful impersonator of the Sixties. |
Captain Wolf Grauman | Ship of Spies | Captain of the Evening Star |
Greco | Last One In Is A Rotten Spy | Watches over the Communist Bloc swim team |
Otto Greer | Greer Window | Owner of Greer Industries, he does top secret government work and hands it over to KAOS. |
Gregor | Satan Place | Harvey Satan's aide |
Greta | The Decoy | Femme fatale who tries to get the new code out of Max |
The Groovy Guru (Larry Storch) |
The Groovy Guru | A disc jockey, he plans to use a special transmitter to incite the youth of America to riot. |
Gropo | When Good Fellows Get Together | Indestructible killer robot programmed to destroy Hymie |
Gruvnik the Spoiler | The Reluctant Redhead | T.H.R.U.S.H. traded him to KAOS for a rookie killer and two minor league muggers. He attempts to kidnap Mimsi Sage. |
Hahn | The Spy Who Met Himself | Unseen assassin |
Roger Hammerstein | Moonlighting Becomes You | Engineer for Hannibal Day's radio show, he also writes scripts and slips in code for KAOS. |
Hanlon | Greatest Spy On Earth | Circus press agent and ringleader of the diamond smuggling unit |
Hans | Cutback at CONTROL | Agent who can take a blow to the stomach and laughs at torture |
Hans | One of Our Olives is Missing | He hides behind the door in Max's apartment and is knocked out when Max & Annie enter the apartment. |
Dr. Carl Haskell | Now You See Him | Physicist & con man |
Commander Hathaway | That Old Gang of Mine | Double agent serving as head of British CONTROL and head of The Scorpion Gang |
Nurse Hayakawa | And Baby Makes Four | Worker at Sunny Slope Sanitarium, she tries to inject 99 with poison. |
Heinke | A Spy For A Spy | Part of the great spy swap |
Henrick of Holtzbrau | The King Lives | Unseen, works for Basil to overthrow King Charles |
Mr. Hercules | Classification: Dead | Gym owner who orders Max poisoned, enjoys farkleberry juice |
Herman | My Nephew The Spy | Emplyee of Lawson's Shoe Store |
Himmel | Dr. Yes | German aide to Dr. Yes |
Hindeschmidt | Greer Window | While trying to hold off CONTROL, he shoots Max in the rear. |
Hondo | Greatest Spy On Earth | Circus strongman |
Ling How | The Amazing Harry Hoo | Smuggler for The Craw |
Hugo | The Decoy | Max's newsman |
Hans Hunter | Island of the Darned | Big game hunter, as well as an ex-Nazi & ex-Communist |
Otto Hurrah (The Big One) |
A Man Called Smart | Hollywood producer and director who masterminded the theft of Dry-Up. He joined KAOS on the advice of his agent. |
Hymie | Back to the Old Drawing Board | Robot agent turned to good by Max |
Igor | Island of the Darned | Aide to Hans Hunter |
Ingrid | The Laser Blazer | Maid for Max & 99, she's hired by the CONTROL Employment Agency, but actually works for KAOS. |
Ironhand | Ironhand | Owner of IH Industries, he buys KAOS, only to lose it during a stock market crash. |
Jacoby | With Love and Twitches | Holds Max hostage on his wedding day in order to read the map on Max's chest. |
Jamal (Vic Taybeck) |
Appointment in Sahara | Bedouin trader and assistant to Ahmed |
Janet | Classification: Dead | Poisons Max on orders from Mr. Hercules |
Johann | The Spy Who Met Himself | Member of the League of Imposters who looks exactly like Max |
Johann | Die, Spy | Unseen, double agent killed by ACB |
Frank Lloyd Joshua | Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho | Owner of Jericho Construction, he built government buildings with explosives inside and them blew them up |
Julio | Our Man In Leotards | Naharana's assistant |
Mr. K | Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine | Unseen, KAOS' top financial genius |
Kadinsky | Pheasant Under Glass | Aide to Balasco |
KAOS Kapades | Ice Station Siegfried | Unseen, they're KAOS' elite ice-skating team. |
Kelley | Leadside | Aide to Leadside. |
Kendall | The Not-So-Great Escape | Double agent who reveals all the escape plans to Siegfried. |
Kessinger | The Reluctant Redhead | Unseen, Max uses gloves to leave his fingerprints on a safe. |
Kessinger | Smart Fell on Alabama | Agent who picks up the new code from Colonel Kirby. |
Major Fritz Kessler | The Not-So-Great Escape | Unseen, he's also known as The Beast of Buenos Aires. He will take the prisoners out of the camp and behind the Iron Curtain. |
Earl Kibbee (William Schallert) |
Witness for the Execution | The Exterminator, he's a top assassin who even killed his own mother-in-law. |
Kimmel | The Decoy | Leader of KAOS group trying to get the new code out of Max |
Kinsky | Age Before Duty | Assistant to Lucheck. |
Col. Kyle K. Kirby | Smart Fell on Alabama | Owner of the southern mansion that serves as KAOS' Southern HQ, he also runs a chain of food stores. |
Kirsch (Y-11) (King Moody) |
Anatomy of a Lover | In charge of security procedures with Phelps, also a KAOS spy who reprograms Hymie. |
Klaus | Cutback at CONTROL | Student at the KAOS Training School |
Kohlman | With Love and Twitches | Holds Max hostage on his wedding day in order to read the map on Max's chest. |
Kopek | Do I Hear A Vaults? | Fights Max in a library. |
Kosovich | Perils in a Pet Shop | Sailor and smuggler |
Kovack | Hello Columbus, Goodbye America | Unseen, stationed at the White House. |
Amanda Krispin a.k.a. Mimsi Sage |
The Reluctant Redhead | Wife of Kinsey, she pretends to be children's book author Mimsi Sage in an effort to get her husband's list of KAOS agents. |
Kinsey Krispin (Cesar Romero) |
The Reluctant Redhead | Informer who offers to give CONTROL a list of every KAOS agent in exchange for his wife, who ran away years earlier. |
Krochanska | Aboard The Orient Express | Seeing-eye dog that gasses agents on the Orient Express |
Professor Kroeger | Dr. Yes | Rocket scientist who attempts to send missile into the command bunker, but is killed by Max. |
Krueger | Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Spies In A Sub | Navigator of KAOS submarine and a lover of dancing |
Eric Krueger | Cutback at CONTROL | Assassin killed by Max, who used too many bullets |
Dr. Kruger (Dana Elcar) |
And Baby Makes Four | Doctor at Sunny Slope Sanitarium, he tries to kill Max. He also hires Simon the Likable to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon. |
Krukoff of Klutzenhaggen | The King Lives | Unseen, works for Basil to overthrow King Charles |
Kubacheck | Die, Spy | Kicked out of KAOS, he forms ACB, the third spy network. |
Kurt | One of Our Olives is Missing | Hiding behind drapes in Max's apartment, he is knocked unconscious by the attack vase. |
Montague Leach | Smartacus | Owner of The Roman Baths, he is using them to get information out of top officials. |
The Leader | The Impossible Mission | The head of Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin, he attempts to smuggle the Hellman Theory out of the country. |
Leadside | Leadside | Wheelchair bound master criminal who attempts to kill Max. |
League of Bald Headed Men | Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend | The smuggling division of KAOS |
League of Imposters | The Spy Who Met Himself | An elite squad of lookalikes. |
LeMoco | The Man From YENTA | Assassin and master of disguise |
Lily | How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying | Siegfried's personal secretary |
Big Eddie Little | Physician Impossible | Gangster who had killed 43 people before Max wounded and then captured him. |
El Lobo-Ito | Witness for the Persecution | Little person disguised as a boy football player to receive coded communications |
Lopez | Dr. Yes | Spanish aide to Dr. Yes |
Louis | 99 Loses CONTROL | Casino boss and aide to Victor Royal, he's killed by Max |
Luchek | Shipment to Beirut | Assistant to Richelieu and operator of the plastic spray |
Lucheck | Age Before Duty | He hires Felix to use Dorian Gray Paint to kill CONTROL agents. |
Luden | The Decoy | Agent and big fan of torture |
Mace | Dear Diary | Handyman at Spy City |
Dr. Madre | With Love and Twitches | Scientist who invents formula that turns paper into liquid and makes Max swallow the map to the Melnick Uranium Mines. |
C. Errol Madre (2150) | The Treasure of C. Errol Madre | A prospector who while partners with Froggsie Debs, finds a gold mine. Later, he returns to gather the gold with Max disguised as Debs. |
The Maestro | The Little Black Book | Assassin and music lover, he owns the "second biggest silencer" Max has ever seen. |
Miss Magruder | Operation:Ridiculous | Spearheads plan to make CONTROL look bad in Weeknews Magazine, thus causing CONTROL to lose its funding. |
Dr. Mangle | Where-What-How-Who Am I? | Doctor who gives Max amnesia pills |
Marcus | And Only Two Ninety-Nine | Aide to Melnick Archer, he allows 99 to escape, foiling Archer's plot. |
Marcus | Smartacus | Runs the front desk at The Roman Baths. |
Marko | The Day They Raided the Knights | In charge of Knight's Stamp Redemption Center and KAOS Munitions Depot. |
Marko (Billy Barty) |
Ironhand | Informer who reveals that Ironhand is the new head of KAOS. |
George Markovich (King Moody) |
All In The Mind | Dr. Braam's assistant |
Gina Matusic | The Little Black Book | Aide to the Maestro who tries to defect from KAOS and sell The Little Black Book to CONTROL |
Melnick | Perils in a Pet Shop | The Smiling Killer - named after Dan Melnick, a partner in Talent Associates |
Ming | Ship of Spies | Grauman's Chinese |
Paul John Mondebello | The Spirit is Willing | Head of the Creative Entertainment Bureau, he's a top agent and KAOS killer |
Mondo | Kisses for KAOS | Artist & assistant to Rex Savage |
Mondo | Valerie of the Dolls | Aide to Valerie, he helps KAOS smuggle in an explosives formula. |
Contessa Montenegro | Hoo Done It | Killed on Tuwanna |
Moorpark | One Nation Invisible | Along with Woodman, he guards the Ginsberg Papers |
Emilio Naharana | Our Man In Leotards | Dancer and stealer of Immobilo |
Nancy | The Little Black Book | Aide to the Maestro, she goes on a date with Max and Sid Krimm |
Natasha | Double Agent | Unseen, femme fatale who they may use to turn Max |
Natasha | Dr. Yes | Russian aide to Dr. Yes |
Natz | Back to the Old Drawing Board | Hires Hymie to kidnap Dr. Shotwire and Max |
Mrs. Emily Neal | Run, Robot, Run | Member of CAD, the Contrived Accident Division, she sabotages the Free World's athletic team. |
George Newfield | Dear Diary | Retired and living in Spy City |
Dr. Noodleman | Somebody Down Here Hates Me | Plastic surgeon for CONTROL who really works for KAOS and attempts to kill Max |
Norman | Leadside | Given to Leadside by his mother, he helps push Leadside's wheelchair. |
Nova | The Not-So-Great Escape | Pages CONTROL agents to a phone booth in the airport and then kidnaps them. |
Obermeyer | Temporarily Out of CONTROL | Unseen, KAOS' top agent, he's arrested in Spain. |
Obler | Shock It To Me | Morgue attendant who is sending bodies to Dr. Zharko. |
Octavia | It Takes One to Know One | Femme fatale robot who seduces the number two men in CONTROL, she falls in love with Hymie and kills herself |
Oleg (Avery Schreiber) |
The Worst Best Man | Disguised as an ice cream man, he plants a bomb inside Hymie to blow up Max's bachelor party. |
One Armed Man | Don't Look Back | Mastermind of the plot to frame Max for murder |
Otto of Oberfurstengoggle | The King Lives | Shoots King Charles for Basil and attempts to kill Max |
Otto | Operation:Ridiculous | He booby-traps Max's car and apartment to make Max and CONTROL look ridiculous |
Otto | To Sire With Love | Aide to Rupert who is unable to open the pit. |
Miss Parker | Greer Window | Secretary to Otto Greer, she's at her best opening low file drawers. |
Mr. Peter | Maxwell Smart, Private Eye | A caricature of Sidney Greenstreet, he teams with Mr. Sidney, a caricature of Peter Lorre, to hire Max to protect Trina Markoff. |
Petroff | Where-What-How-Who Am I? | One of their top two agents, he attempts to blow up a group of U.S. rocket scientists |
Jarvis Pim (Vincent Price) |
Is This Trip Necessary? | KAOS' Mad Pharmacist, he uses a hallucinogenic to give the U.S.'s leaders bad trips. He then threatens to do the same to the entire city unless paid $50 million. |
Dr. Pliney | Casablanca | Scientist killed by The Choker before he could defect. |
Victor Polo | Hurray for Hollywood | Theatre owner and producer of The Horror of Hemlock House |
Popov | Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine | Assistant to Jerry Dobring |
Popovich | One of Our Olives is Missing | Invents a nerve gas that can make people suffer from either extreme fear of extreme romance. |
Preminger | Absorb the Greek | Mistakes 99's mother for Gina Paponickolini and kidnaps her. |
Quinncannon | Greer Window | Unseen, chief engineer for Greer Industries. |
Dr. Ramsey | The Mummy | Works at the Metropolitan Museum exchanging CONTROL agents for mummies. |
Rasp | The Whole Tooth And... | Tries to extract false tooth from Max |
Dr. Matthew Rath | The Apes of Rath | Develops a serum that disguises apes as humans. |
Dr. Ratton | Back to the Old Drawing Board | Creator of Hymie and "the most accomplished evil genius in the world." |
Ravage | Don't Look Back | Agent who wears a Maxwell Smart mask while robbing a bank, framing Max for robbery and murder. |
Raymond | Greatest Spy On Earth | Circus knife thrower |
Redgrave | What's it all About, Algie? | Secretary to Algernon DeGrasse. |
Rex | Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine | Assassin who only growls |
Rhinehart | Is This Trip Necessary? | Assistant to Jarvis Pim. |
Rhonda | Survival of The Fattest | Aide to Mary Jack Armstrong |
Richelieu | Shipment to Beirut | Fashion designer & smuggler |
Rick | I'm Only Human | Assistant to the Beastmaster |
George Robinson | Aboard The Orient Express | Unseen, stationed in Hawaii and disguised as a beautiful woman |
Victor Royal | 99 Loses CONTROL | 99's one time fiancée, he runs Royale Casino where he bankrupts patrons to take their holdings for KAOS. |
Rudolph | Satan Place | Harvey Satan's aide |
Rudolph | Greatest Spy On Earth | Circus monkey who kills Tiny |
Rotten Ruthless Rupert of Rathskeller | To Sire With Love | Leader of the opposition to King Charles of Coronia. |
The Sacred Cows | The Groovy Guru | Rock band that will help the Groovy Guru incite the youth of America to revolt. Their big song is the classic, "Kill, Kill, Kill." |
Harvey Satan | Satan Place | He runs a sanitarium and KAOS front where the Chief is hidden. |
Rex Savage | Kisses for KAOS | Chemist & owner of Savage Gallery |
Schnell | Where-What-How-Who Am I? | One of their top two agents, he attempts to blow up a group of U.S. rocket scientists |
Schroeder | Widow Often Annie | Aide to Ann Cameron, he does a poor job of removing the screws from the balcony. |
Schultz | The Not-So-Great Escape | Prison guard. |
Schwartz | Schwartz's Island | Unseen, inventor of synthetic islands. |
Alexi Sebastian | Too Many Chiefs | Master of disguise |
Seidlitz | The Decoy | Scientist and inventor of KAOS' truth serum |
The Shark | The Dead Spy Scrawls | Owner of Mother's Family Pool Parlor & pool hustler |
Shirley | Smart, The Assassin | She uses seduction to try and interrogate Max and help him escape |
Carl Shirtsinger | Hurray for Hollywood | Playwright and author of The Horror of Hemlock House, he slipped code phrases into each night's script. |
Shtarker | How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying | Assistant to Siegfried, he's the KAOS version of Larabee |
Omar Shurok | Hoo Done It | Killed on Tuwanna |
Sidney | The Expendable Agent | Attempts to kidnap Professor Whitaker, but keeps failing |
Mr. Sidney | Maxwell Smart, Private Eye | A caricature of Peter Lorre, he teams with Mr. Peter, a caricature of Sidney Greenstreet, to hire Max to protect Trina Markoff. |
Siegfried | A Spy For A Spy | KAOS' Vice President of Public Relations and Terrorism |
Siegfried's Sister | How to Succeed in the Spy Business | Head of the KAOS Ladies Auxiliary, she's stationed in an insurance machine at the airport. |
Simon the Likable (Jack Gilford) |
And Baby Makes Four | A vicious agent, when you look at him, you can't help liking him. This like is so powerful that no one can arrest, or even stop, him. |
Victor Slade | Kiss of Death | Head of the local district of KAOS |
Donald Snead | Run, Robot, Run | Head of CAD, the Contrived Accident Division, he sabotages the Free World's athletic team. |
Dimitri Sokolov | The Girls From KAOS | Disguised as female chaperone to Miss Transmania |
Sommers | Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend | Left-handed bowler & member of the League of Bald Headed Men |
Sonja | The Day They Raided the Knights | Counter worker at Knight's Stamp Redemption Center. |
Sonja | And Only Two Ninety-Nine | A double of 99, she tries to poison Max. |
Spinoza | When Good Fellows Get Together | In charge of program that created Groppos to destroy Hymie |
Spinoza | Greer Window | Arrives in Greer's office to take copies of top secret files. |
Stanislaus | The Worst Best Man | Helps Oleg place a bomb inside Hymie to blow up Max's party. |
Professor Stanislavski | Ice Station Siegfried | Creates a giant fan that is freezing the entire world. |
Stroheim | Absorb the Greek | Mistakes 99's mother for Gina Paponickolini and kidnaps her. |
Stromberg | The Only Way To Die | Aide to The Blaster |
Stryker | The Dead Spy Scrawls | Assassin for The Shark |
Alma Sutton (Barbara Bain) |
KAOS In CONTROL | CONTROL Lab assistant |
Tolliver | Closely Watched Planes | Double agent, disguised as a parachute salesman |
Toto | Diplomat's Daughter | The Craw's assistant. He gets wounded by Max. |
Toulouse | Dr. Yes | French aide to Dr. Yes |
Miss Transmania | The Girls From KAOS | Beauty contestant |
Elwood Tudberry | Witness for the Persecution | Killer who orders Max killed before he can testify in court |
Upjohn | I Shot 86 Today | Manager of Pomona National Golf Course, he helps Cramer blow up missiles. |
Valdez | Somebody Down Here Hates Me | Assassin raised in the hill country, giving him a distinctive walk |
Ignacio Valdez | Tequila Mockingbird | Temporary owner of the Tequila Mockingbird, he's the mayor, coroner, and librarian of Mira Lomo, Mexico. |
Frank Valentine | Pussycats Galore | Owner of the Pussycat Club and kidnapper of German scientists |
Valerie | Valerie of the Dolls | Runs Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers. |
VanCleef | That Old Gang of Mine | Double agent serving as secretary and lover to Commander Hathaway |
Venikoff | The Spy Who Met Himself | Killed by Siegfried for failure |
Victor | My Nephew The Spy | Employee of Lawson's Shoe Store |
Victoria | Bronzefinger | Art restorer painted to death |
Vogel | The Spirit is Willing | Assistant to Mondebello, he attempts to become the first man to defect from KAOS and live |
Alex Vogel | Witness for the Execution | Mortician and son of Karl Vogel. |
Karl Vogel | Witness for the Execution | Mortician and KAOS agent for 37 years, he hires The Exterminator to kill Dietrich. |
Volheim | Absorb the Greek | Unseen, he surveils the Chief. |
Professor Von Gunther | Supersonic Boom | Creator of the Sonic Boom Machine |
Dr. Lazlo Von Havok | Satan Place | Surgeon who will operate on the Chief and make him work for KAOS |
Baron Von Kruppa | Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho | Arms dealer who supported the Germans in both world wars |
Otto Von Werner | Hoo Done It | Killed on Tuwanna |
Vorcheck | Our Man In Toyland | Mr. Bunny's assistant |
Wailing Wanda Courier 12 |
The Groovy Guru | A hippies, she passes Max info on the Groovy Guru. She's really a double agent and has given Max a bomb. |
Waterhouse | How Green Was My Valet | Valet to the Bulmanian Ambassador. |
Widow Waterhouse | How Green Was My Valet | Wife of the valet, she's sent back to Bulmania. |
Waxman | The Wax Max | Operator of the Chamber of Horrors, a wax house and KAOS plutonium drop. He attempts to behead Max and 99 and make them wax dummies. |
The Whip | I Am Curiously Yellow | Master villain who hypnotizes Max into stealing the Narco 512 for him. |
Wilbur (Buddy Hackett) |
Maxwell Smart, Private Eye | An assassin with very poor eyesight, he accidentally kills Mr. Peter. He's a caricature of Wilbur, a gunsel in The Maltese Falcon. |
Winters | Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend | Member of the League of Bald Headed Men |
Wolenska | Hubert's Unfinished Symphony | Aide to Badeff |
Wolfgang | Bronzefinger | Art restorer |
Woodman | One Nation Invisible | Along with Moorpark, he guards the Ginsberg Papers. |
Yakuro Yamasaki | A Tale of Two Tails | Japanese master of disguise who can easily pass for Chinese. |
Dr. Yes | Dr. Yes | Evil scientist, with extremely long and sharp fingernails, who is toppling U.S. rockers, a parody of James Bond's Doctor No. |
Abe Fu Yung | I Am Curiously Yellow | Aide to The Whip. |
Zachary | How Green Was My Valet | Lovely assistant to the Bulmanian Ambassador |
Zelda | The Little Black Book | Aide to the Maestro, she goes on a date with Max and Sid Krimm |
Zelinka | Mr. Big | Scientist who kidnaps Professor Dante |
Dr. Eric Zharko (Tom Poston) |
Shock It To Me | Scientist supposedly executed by the Transylvanian Highway Patrol, but actually creating a device to return the dead to life. |
Zombie | The Mild Ones | Member of the Purple Knights |
1 | It Takes One to Know One | Unseen, but heard giving orders to Octavia |
127 | Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain | Carries piece #127 |
2150 (C. Errol Madre) | The Treasure of C. Errol Madre | A prospector who while partners with Froggsie Debs, finds a gold mine. Later, he returns to gather the gold with Max disguised as Debs. |
BR29 | The Mummy | Disguised as a mummy, he's smuggled into the U.S. |
X-40 | One of Our Olives is Missing | He attempts to transmit Dr. Popovich's formula using an olive. He is shot and wounded by Max. |
Y-11 (Kirsch) (King Moody) |
Anatomy of a Lover | In charge of security procedures with Phelps, also a KAOS spy who reprograms Hymie. |
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