KAOS Agent Roster

Below is a roster of all KAOS agents whose names were mentioned in an episode of Get Smart, whether they appeared onscreen or not. Agents whose name or number is in italics were killed in the episode. In some cases, I have had to guess at the spelling, as the names were spoken but not listed in the credits. Some agents appeared more than once and only their first appearance is listed. Some names were used more than once and I treated each one as a separate agent.

 

AGENT EPISODE DUTIES
Ahmed Appointment in Sahara Bedouin trader and operator of KAOS' nuclear missiles
One-Way Al Physician Impossible Large aide to Big Eddie Little.
Melnick Archer And Only Two Ninety-Nine Owner of Archer's Furniture, he kidnaps 99 and replaces her with a double in order to kill Max. He's also known as "Put a Red in Your Bed" Melnick for selling bedroom sets to Communists.
Mary Jack Armstrong Survival of The Fattest The world's strongest woman
Auerbach House of Max Aide to Raoul Duval.
Badeff Hubert's Unfinished Symphony Owner of Badeff Concert Hall and new Mr. Big
Bagel The Reluctant Redhead Disguised as a statue in Krispin's statue garden.
Balinkoff The Spy Who Met Himself Assassin shot by Siegfried
Basil The King Lives Evil half brother of Charles of Coronia
Beastmaster I'm Only Human Owner of Washington Animal Spa & brainwasher of dogs
Russell Bediyoskin A Man Called Smart Character actor who specializes in dying, he is the brother of Dr. Waldo Smith, from whom he steals Dry-Up for KAOS
Belasco Pheasant Under Glass Fan of opera, he kidnaps Professor Pheasant and keeps him in the basement of KAOS HQ.
Benito The Whole Tooth And... Tries to extract false tooth from Max, but Max kills him instead
Mr. Big Mr. Big Steals Inferno Ray
Billet Supersonic Boom Frustrated actor turned KAOS agent who threatens to destroy New York with the Sonic Boom Machine

(The Blaster)
a.k.a. Antonio Carlos Carioca

The Only Way To Die Every year he blows up a different national landmark for KAOS
Bobo Diplomat's Daughter
The Amazing Harry Hoo
The Craw's not-too bright assistant
Boga A Spy For A Spy Part of the great spy swap
Bolger The Hot Line Works at The Moustache Cup and wears thick glasses.
Arnold Borge The Farkas Fracas Unseen, brother of Naomi Farkas, he is District Manager for KAOS.
Victor Borgia Hello Columbus, Goodbye America He kidnaps Gino Columbus to get him to sign the U.S. over to KAOS.
Boris Hubert's Unfinished Symphony Badeff's assistant
Boris Cutback at CONTROL Siegfried's chauffeur
Boris The Expendable Agent Leader of the group attempting to kidnap Professor Whitaker and uncle to fellow KAOS Agent Sidney
Boris The Little Black Book Waiter at The Pen & Quill who tries to get the black book from Max
Boris Operation:Ridiculous He booby-traps Max's car and apartment to make Max and CONTROL look ridiculous
Borman Smart Fell on Alabama Female agent who carries KAOS' new code strapped to her chest. She's also Col. Kirby's girlfriend.
Dr. Myron Braam All In The Mind Psychiatrist to top government officials
Matt Brady
(Dick Yarmy)
The Hot Line Disguised as President Johnson's efficiency expert, he's actually photographing all of CONTROL's secrets.
Rembrandt Von Bronzefinger Bronzefinger Leader of the art forgery division and head of the art museum
Bruce Shock It To Me Hunchbacked aide to Dr. Zharko
Brute The Mild Ones Leader of the Purple Knights
Bubinski
a.k.a. The Choker
Casablanca Has killed hundreds of people by choking them to death
Bulmanian Ambassador
(Jonathan Harris)
How Green Was My Valet Wine lover, he steals Dr. Harper's top secret rocket fuel.
Conrad Bunny Our Man In Toyland Manager of Bower's Dept. Store
CAD Run, Robot, Run Contrived Accident Division
Caine Kiss of Death Aide to Slade, he fakes kidnapping Tracy Dunhill
Ann Cameron Widow Often Annie She married 12 CONTROL Agents and then killed them for the insurance money.
Dr. Canyon One Nation Invisible Scientist who defects from KAOS with a formula for invisibility.

Antonio Carlos Carioca
(The Blaster)

The Only Way To Die Every year he blows up a different national landmark for KAOS
Carla Survival of The Fattest Aide to Mary Jack Armstrong
Carlos Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho Assistant to Joshua, he kills Agent 77
Carney Valerie of the Dolls Aide to Valerie, he helps KAOS smuggle in an explosives formula.
Centurion Smartacus Aide to Montague Leach, he fights Max in a gladiator match.
The Chameleon Return of the Ancient Mariner A master of disguise who tries to kidnap the admiral and take his place. He disguises himself as Larabee, Admiral Hargrade, and 99.
The Choker
a.k.a. Bubinski
Casablanca Has killed hundreds of people by choking them to death
Christopher The Only Way To Die Aide to The Blaster, he believes that he has shot and killed Max
Chucko The Apes of Rath Ape disguised as Chuck Armstrong, he kills seven CONTROL agents before being beaten by Max and 99.
Barbara Cleveland Closely Watched Planes Stewardess who feeds Max and Busby lots of coffee in order to get them into the airplane bathroom
Milton Conrad Hoo Done It Owner of Tuwanna Conrad Hotel and mass murderer
Cortez Physician Impossible Aide to Big Eddie Little.
Cradlemeyer Where-What-How-Who Am I? Drives the explosive-filled snack truck that will kill rocket scientists
Chuck Cramer I Shot 86 Today Golf pro at Pomona National Golf Club, he also blows up missiles.
The Craw Diplomat's Daughter
The Amazing Harry Hoo
Spy, smuggler and owner of a chain of Chinese laundries
Crawford Ironhand Aide to Ironhand, he has to replace a lot of globes.
Otto Cronin The Apes of Rath Pays Dr. Rath to use his human gorillas to murder CONTROL agents
Cynthia The Expendable Agent Disguised as Professor Whitaker's niece, she actually shoots Chain
Mark Danderfeld A Man Called Smart TV announcer for KAOS
Karl Danker A Spy For A Spy KAOS' Number One Assassin and killer of 19 CONTROL agents
Nicola Darby Hubert's Unfinished Symphony Aide to Badeff
Dead Cowboy Day Smart Turned Chicken He attempts to drive Max crazy by dying and coming back to life. He also is in normal garb at the ambassador's party.
Algernon DeGrasse What's it all About, Algie? Owner of Algernon Nursery, he sells plants with microphones to top government officials. He ends up being eaten by his own killer plant.
Demetrios Aboard The Orient Express Owner of Krochanska, dog that works the Orient Express
Cedric Devonshire Smart, The Assassin Manager of the Regency Club
Dietrich Cutback at CONTROL Chairman of the Senate Investigating Committee probing CONTROL
Dietrich Tequilla Mockingbird Attempts to buy the Mockingbird from Valdez for KAOS.
Wolfgang Dietrich
a.k.a Zebra 7
Witness for the Execution The highest ranking KAOS agent ever to defect, he's disguised as Max's nanny to prevent The Exterminator from killing him.
Dimitri The Day They Raided the Knights Worker at Knight's Stamp Redemption Center.
Jerry Dobring Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine Barber and head of bank robbery unit
Doll-Baby The Mild Ones Member of the Purple Knights who develops a crush on Max
Dracula The Wax Max Disguised agent at the wax house
Dubrovnik The Spy Who Met Himself Operates a film projector for Siegfried, who later kills him
Dummy
(Don Rickles)
To Sire With Love Thug who gets in a swordfight with Max.
Mr. Dunhill Kiss of Death Tracy's father who founded the U.S. branch of KAOS, he was killed by Max.
Tracy Dunhill Kiss of Death Member of the Daughters of KAOS who tries to kill Max
Little Louie Dunlap
(Caroline Adams)
Valerie of the Dolls A Little Person who enters the country disguised as a little girl, enabling him to sneak past customs.
Raoul Duval House of Max Owner of Duval's Cave of Wax, he invented a formula that brings wax figures to life. He uses them to commit crimes for KAOS.
Earl Ironhand Ironhand's top man, he gets injured when Ironhand pats him on the back.
Ehrlich Now You See Him Con man
Emile Bronzefinger Art restorer
The Exterminator
a.k.a. Earl Kibbee
(William Schallert)
Witness for the Execution The Exterminator, he's a top assassin who even killed his own mother-in-law.
Frank Fargo I Shot 86 Today Informs on plans to blow up missles and gets hit with a poisoned golf ball. Also, brother of Fred Fargo who flew to Frankfurt on Friday.
Emil Farkas
(Tom Bosley)
The Farkas Fracas Neighbor of Max & 99, he tries to steal the Chief's briefcase.
Naomi Farkas
(Alice Ghostley)
The Farkas Fracas Neighbor of Max & 99, her brother is District Manager for KAOS and he hires her to spy on the Smarts. She's also a terrible cook!
Felix
(John Fiedler)
Age Before Duty While working in the CONTROL photo lab, he discovers Dorian Gray Paint. The Chief brushes him off as a quack so he goes to KAOS and uses the paint to murder CONTROL agents.
Ann Ferris The Spirit is Willing Secretary to Mondebello, she fakes her own death and plots with Vogel to turn Mondebello in to CONTROL
Finster And Baby Makes Four Worker at Sunny Slope Sanitarium.
Dr. Andrew Fish Day Smart Turned Chicken Doctor who confirms the cowboy is dead, when he isn't.
Melvin Forrester Somebody Down Here Hates Me Unseen, KAOS' bag man
Miss Formosa The Girls From KAOS Beauty contestant and representative of "pure KAOS'
Frankenstein The Wax Max Disguised agent at the wax house
Frieda Our Man In Toyland Mr. Bunny's assistant
Hans Fromme
(Ted Knight)
Pussycats Galore Fake official from the German Embassy who is luring scientists to the Pussycat Club
Hilary Gainesborough School Days Infiltrated CONTROL's spy school as an agent from London CONTROL
Gaucho Supersonic Boom Assassin and car wash employee
Ben Gazzman Hoo Done It Killed  on Tuwanna by a trained black widow spider
Gelson The Reluctant Redhead Disguised as a statue in Krispin's statue garden.
Upper Gemini
(Billy Barty)
Hello Columbus, Goodbye America The top half of a team, he's a little person who stands on the shoulders of another little person, thus disguising themselves as a normal-sized person.
Lower Gemini Hello Columbus, Goodbye America The lower half of a team, he's a little person who has another little person stand on his shoulders, thus disguising themselves as a normal-sized person.
Gertrude/Gerold Greatest Spy On Earth Circus freak who is half man and half woman
Godzilla One of Our Olives is Missing While hiding in Max's closet, he is shot accidentally by Ozark Annie
Gorcheck Our Man in Toyland Aide to Mr. Bunny
Gorshen
(John Byner)
The Hot Line Owner of The Moustache Cup, a restaurant and front for the KAOS communications center. He's named after Frank Gorshin, a successful impersonator of the Sixties.
Captain Wolf Grauman Ship of Spies Captain of the Evening Star
Greco Last One In Is A Rotten Spy Watches over the Communist Bloc swim team
Otto Greer Greer Window Owner of Greer Industries, he does top secret government work and hands it over to KAOS.
Gregor Satan Place Harvey Satan's aide
Greta The Decoy Femme fatale who tries to get the new code out of Max
The Groovy Guru
(Larry Storch)
The Groovy Guru A disc jockey, he plans to use a special transmitter to incite the youth of America to riot.
Gropo When Good Fellows Get Together Indestructible killer robot programmed to destroy Hymie
Gruvnik the Spoiler The Reluctant Redhead T.H.R.U.S.H. traded him to KAOS for a rookie killer and two minor league muggers. He attempts to kidnap Mimsi Sage.
Hahn The Spy Who Met Himself Unseen assassin
Roger Hammerstein Moonlighting Becomes You Engineer for Hannibal Day's radio show, he also writes scripts and slips in code for KAOS.
Hanlon Greatest Spy On Earth Circus press agent and ringleader of the diamond smuggling unit
Hans Cutback at CONTROL Agent who can take a blow to the stomach and laughs at torture
Hans One of Our Olives is Missing He hides behind the door in Max's apartment and is knocked out when Max & Annie enter the apartment.
Dr. Carl Haskell Now You See Him Physicist & con man
Commander Hathaway That Old Gang of Mine Double agent serving as head of British CONTROL and head of The Scorpion Gang
Nurse Hayakawa And Baby Makes Four Worker at Sunny Slope Sanitarium, she tries to inject 99 with poison.
Heinke A Spy For A Spy Part of the great spy swap
Henrick of Holtzbrau The King Lives Unseen, works for Basil to overthrow King Charles
Mr. Hercules Classification: Dead Gym owner who orders Max poisoned, enjoys farkleberry juice
Herman My Nephew The Spy Emplyee of Lawson's Shoe Store
Himmel Dr. Yes German aide to Dr. Yes
Hindeschmidt Greer Window While trying to hold off CONTROL, he shoots Max in the rear.
Hondo Greatest Spy On Earth Circus strongman
Ling How The Amazing Harry Hoo Smuggler for The Craw
Hugo The Decoy Max's newsman
Hans Hunter Island of the Darned Big game hunter, as well as an ex-Nazi & ex-Communist
Otto Hurrah
(The Big One)
A Man Called Smart Hollywood producer and director who masterminded the theft of Dry-Up. He joined KAOS on the advice of his agent.
Hymie Back to the Old Drawing Board Robot agent turned to good by Max
Igor Island of the Darned Aide to Hans Hunter
Ingrid The Laser Blazer Maid for Max & 99, she's hired by the CONTROL Employment Agency, but actually works for KAOS.
Ironhand Ironhand Owner of IH Industries, he buys KAOS, only to lose it during a stock market crash.
Jacoby With Love and Twitches Holds Max hostage on his wedding day in order to read the map on Max's chest.
Jamal
(Vic Taybeck)
Appointment in Sahara Bedouin trader and assistant to Ahmed
Janet Classification: Dead Poisons Max on orders from Mr. Hercules
Johann The Spy Who Met Himself Member of the League of Imposters who looks exactly like Max
Johann Die, Spy Unseen, double agent killed by ACB
Frank Lloyd Joshua Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho Owner of Jericho Construction, he built government buildings with explosives inside and them blew them up
Julio Our Man In Leotards Naharana's assistant
Mr. K Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine Unseen, KAOS' top financial genius
Kadinsky Pheasant Under Glass Aide to Balasco
KAOS Kapades Ice Station Siegfried Unseen, they're KAOS' elite ice-skating team.
Kelley Leadside Aide to Leadside.
Kendall The Not-So-Great Escape Double agent who reveals all the escape plans to Siegfried.
Kessinger The Reluctant Redhead Unseen, Max uses gloves to leave his fingerprints on a safe.
Kessinger Smart Fell on Alabama Agent who picks up the new code from Colonel Kirby.
Major Fritz Kessler The Not-So-Great Escape Unseen, he's also known as The Beast of Buenos Aires. He will take the prisoners out of the camp and behind the Iron Curtain.
Earl Kibbee
(William Schallert)
Witness for the Execution The Exterminator, he's a top assassin who even killed his own mother-in-law.
Kimmel The Decoy Leader of KAOS group trying to get the new code out of Max
Kinsky Age Before Duty Assistant to Lucheck.
Col. Kyle K. Kirby Smart Fell on Alabama Owner of the southern mansion that serves as KAOS' Southern HQ, he also runs a chain of food stores.
Kirsch (Y-11)
(King Moody)
Anatomy of a Lover In charge of security procedures with Phelps, also a KAOS spy who reprograms Hymie.
Klaus Cutback at CONTROL Student at the KAOS Training School
Kohlman With Love and Twitches Holds Max hostage on his wedding day in order to read the map on Max's chest.
Kopek Do I Hear A Vaults? Fights Max in a library.
Kosovich Perils in a Pet Shop Sailor and smuggler
Kovack Hello Columbus, Goodbye America Unseen, stationed at the White House.
Amanda Krispin
a.k.a. Mimsi Sage
The Reluctant Redhead Wife of Kinsey, she pretends to be children's book author Mimsi Sage in an effort to get her husband's list of KAOS agents.
Kinsey Krispin
(Cesar Romero)
The Reluctant Redhead Informer who offers to give CONTROL a list of every KAOS agent in exchange for his wife, who ran away years earlier.
Krochanska Aboard The Orient Express Seeing-eye dog that gasses agents on the Orient Express
Professor Kroeger Dr. Yes Rocket scientist who attempts to send missile into the command bunker, but is killed by Max.
Krueger Rub-a-Dub-Dub, Three Spies In A Sub Navigator of KAOS submarine and a lover of dancing
Eric Krueger Cutback at CONTROL Assassin killed by Max, who used too many bullets
Dr. Kruger
(Dana Elcar)
And Baby Makes Four Doctor at Sunny Slope Sanitarium, he tries to kill Max. He also hires Simon the Likable to steal the Huffiker Plans from the Pentagon.
Krukoff of Klutzenhaggen The King Lives Unseen, works for Basil to overthrow King Charles
Kubacheck Die, Spy Kicked out of KAOS, he forms ACB, the third spy network.
Kurt One of Our Olives is Missing Hiding behind drapes in Max's apartment, he is knocked unconscious by the attack vase.
Montague Leach Smartacus Owner of The Roman Baths, he is using them to get information out of top officials.
The Leader The Impossible Mission The head of Herb Talbot's Tijuana Tin, he attempts to smuggle the Hellman Theory out of the country.
Leadside Leadside Wheelchair bound master criminal who attempts to kill Max.
League of Bald Headed Men Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend The smuggling division of KAOS
League of Imposters The Spy Who Met Himself An elite squad of lookalikes.
LeMoco The Man From YENTA Assassin and master of disguise
Lily How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying Siegfried's personal secretary
Big Eddie Little Physician Impossible Gangster who had killed 43 people before Max wounded and then captured him.
El Lobo-Ito Witness for the Persecution Little person disguised as a boy football player to receive coded communications
Lopez Dr. Yes Spanish aide to Dr. Yes
Louis 99 Loses CONTROL Casino boss and aide to Victor Royal, he's killed by Max
Luchek Shipment to Beirut Assistant to Richelieu and operator of the plastic spray
Lucheck Age Before Duty He hires Felix to use Dorian Gray Paint to kill CONTROL agents.
Luden The Decoy Agent and big fan of torture
Mace Dear Diary Handyman at Spy City
Dr. Madre With Love and Twitches Scientist who invents formula that turns paper into liquid and makes Max swallow the map to the Melnick Uranium Mines.
C. Errol Madre (2150) The Treasure of C. Errol Madre A prospector who while partners with Froggsie Debs, finds a gold mine. Later, he returns to gather the gold with Max disguised as Debs.
The Maestro The Little Black Book Assassin and music lover, he owns the "second biggest silencer" Max has ever seen.
Miss Magruder Operation:Ridiculous Spearheads plan to make CONTROL look bad in Weeknews Magazine, thus causing CONTROL to lose its funding.
Dr. Mangle Where-What-How-Who Am I? Doctor who gives Max amnesia pills
Marcus And Only Two Ninety-Nine Aide to Melnick Archer, he allows 99 to escape, foiling Archer's plot.
Marcus Smartacus Runs the front desk at The Roman Baths.
Marko The Day They Raided the Knights In charge of Knight's Stamp Redemption Center and KAOS Munitions Depot.
Marko
(Billy Barty)
Ironhand Informer who reveals that Ironhand is the new head of KAOS.
George Markovich
(King Moody)
All In The Mind Dr. Braam's assistant
Gina Matusic The Little Black Book Aide to the Maestro who tries to defect from KAOS and sell The Little Black Book to CONTROL
Melnick Perils in a Pet Shop The Smiling Killer - named after Dan Melnick, a partner in Talent Associates
Ming Ship of Spies Grauman's Chinese
Paul John Mondebello The Spirit is Willing Head of the Creative Entertainment Bureau, he's a top agent and KAOS killer
Mondo Kisses for KAOS Artist & assistant to Rex Savage
Mondo Valerie of the Dolls Aide to Valerie, he helps KAOS smuggle in an explosives formula.
Contessa Montenegro Hoo Done It Killed on Tuwanna
Moorpark One Nation Invisible Along with Woodman, he guards the Ginsberg Papers
Emilio Naharana Our Man In Leotards Dancer and stealer of Immobilo
Nancy The Little Black Book Aide to the Maestro, she goes on a date with Max and Sid Krimm
Natasha Double Agent Unseen, femme fatale who they may use to turn Max
Natasha Dr. Yes Russian aide to Dr. Yes
Natz Back to the Old Drawing Board Hires Hymie to kidnap Dr. Shotwire and Max
Mrs. Emily Neal Run, Robot, Run Member of CAD, the Contrived Accident Division, she sabotages the Free World's athletic team.
George Newfield Dear Diary Retired and living in Spy City
Dr. Noodleman Somebody Down Here Hates Me Plastic surgeon for CONTROL who really works for KAOS and attempts to kill Max
Norman Leadside Given to Leadside by his mother, he helps push Leadside's wheelchair.
Nova The Not-So-Great Escape Pages CONTROL agents to a phone booth in the airport and then kidnaps them.
Obermeyer Temporarily Out of CONTROL Unseen, KAOS' top agent, he's arrested in Spain.
Obler Shock It To Me Morgue attendant who is sending bodies to Dr. Zharko.
Octavia It Takes One to Know One Femme fatale robot who seduces the number two men in CONTROL, she falls in love with Hymie and kills herself
Oleg
(Avery Schreiber)
The Worst Best Man Disguised as an ice cream man, he plants a bomb inside Hymie to blow up Max's bachelor party.
One Armed Man Don't Look Back Mastermind of the plot to frame Max for murder
Otto of Oberfurstengoggle The King Lives Shoots King Charles for Basil and attempts to kill Max
Otto Operation:Ridiculous He booby-traps Max's car and apartment to make Max and CONTROL look ridiculous
Otto To Sire With Love Aide to Rupert who is unable to open the pit.
Miss Parker Greer Window Secretary to Otto Greer, she's at her best opening low file drawers.
Mr. Peter Maxwell Smart, Private Eye A caricature of Sidney Greenstreet, he teams with Mr. Sidney, a caricature of Peter Lorre, to hire Max to protect Trina Markoff.
Petroff Where-What-How-Who Am I? One of their top two agents, he attempts to blow up a group of U.S. rocket scientists
Jarvis Pim
(Vincent Price)
Is This Trip Necessary? KAOS' Mad Pharmacist, he uses a hallucinogenic to give the U.S.'s leaders bad trips. He then threatens to do the same to the entire city unless paid $50 million.
Dr. Pliney Casablanca Scientist killed by The Choker before he could defect.
Victor Polo Hurray for Hollywood Theatre owner and producer of The Horror of Hemlock House
Popov Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine Assistant to Jerry Dobring
Popovich One of Our Olives is Missing Invents a nerve gas that can make people suffer from either extreme fear of extreme romance.
Preminger Absorb the Greek Mistakes 99's mother for Gina Paponickolini and kidnaps her.
Quinncannon Greer Window Unseen, chief engineer for Greer Industries.
Dr. Ramsey The Mummy Works at the Metropolitan Museum exchanging CONTROL agents for mummies.
Rasp The Whole Tooth And... Tries to extract false tooth from Max
Dr. Matthew Rath The Apes of Rath Develops a serum that disguises apes as humans.
Dr. Ratton Back to the Old Drawing Board Creator of Hymie and "the most accomplished evil genius in the world."
Ravage Don't Look Back Agent who wears a Maxwell Smart mask while robbing a bank, framing Max for robbery and murder.
Raymond Greatest Spy On Earth Circus knife thrower
Redgrave What's it all About, Algie? Secretary to Algernon DeGrasse.
Rex Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine Assassin who only growls
Rhinehart Is This Trip Necessary? Assistant to Jarvis Pim.
Rhonda Survival of The Fattest Aide to Mary Jack Armstrong
Richelieu Shipment to Beirut Fashion designer & smuggler
Rick I'm Only Human Assistant to the Beastmaster
George Robinson Aboard The Orient Express Unseen, stationed in Hawaii and disguised as a beautiful woman
Victor Royal 99 Loses CONTROL 99's one time fiancée, he runs Royale Casino where he bankrupts patrons to take their holdings for KAOS.
Rudolph Satan Place Harvey Satan's aide
Rudolph Greatest Spy On Earth Circus monkey who kills Tiny
Rotten Ruthless Rupert of Rathskeller To Sire With Love Leader of the opposition to King Charles of Coronia.
The Sacred Cows The Groovy Guru Rock band that will help the Groovy Guru incite the youth of America to revolt. Their big song is the classic, "Kill, Kill, Kill."
Harvey Satan Satan Place He runs a sanitarium and KAOS front where the Chief is hidden.
Rex Savage Kisses for KAOS Chemist & owner of Savage Gallery
Schnell Where-What-How-Who Am I? One of their top two agents, he attempts to blow up a group of U.S. rocket scientists
Schroeder Widow Often Annie Aide to Ann Cameron, he does a poor job of removing the screws from the balcony.
Schultz The Not-So-Great Escape Prison guard.
Schwartz Schwartz's Island Unseen, inventor of synthetic islands.
Alexi Sebastian Too Many Chiefs Master of disguise
Seidlitz The Decoy Scientist and inventor of KAOS' truth serum
The Shark The Dead Spy Scrawls Owner of Mother's Family Pool Parlor & pool hustler
Shirley Smart, The Assassin She uses seduction to try and interrogate Max and help him escape
Carl Shirtsinger Hurray for Hollywood Playwright and author of The Horror of Hemlock House, he slipped code phrases into each night's script.
Shtarker How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying Assistant to Siegfried, he's the KAOS version of Larabee
Omar Shurok Hoo Done It Killed on Tuwanna
Sidney The Expendable Agent Attempts to kidnap Professor Whitaker, but keeps failing
Mr. Sidney Maxwell Smart, Private Eye A caricature of Peter Lorre, he teams with Mr. Peter, a caricature of Sidney Greenstreet, to hire Max to protect Trina Markoff.
Siegfried A Spy For A Spy KAOS' Vice President of Public Relations and Terrorism
Siegfried's Sister How to Succeed in the Spy Business Head of the KAOS Ladies Auxiliary, she's stationed in an insurance machine at the airport.
Simon the Likable
(Jack Gilford)
And Baby Makes Four A vicious agent, when you look at him, you can't help liking him. This like is so powerful that no one can arrest, or even stop, him.
Victor Slade Kiss of Death Head of the local district of KAOS
Donald Snead Run, Robot, Run Head of CAD, the Contrived Accident Division, he sabotages the Free World's athletic team.
Dimitri Sokolov The Girls From KAOS Disguised as female chaperone to Miss Transmania
Sommers Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend Left-handed bowler & member of the League of Bald Headed Men
Sonja The Day They Raided the Knights Counter worker at Knight's Stamp Redemption Center.
Sonja And Only Two Ninety-Nine A double of 99, she tries to poison Max.
Spinoza When Good Fellows Get Together In charge of program that created Groppos to destroy Hymie
Spinoza Greer Window Arrives in Greer's office to take copies of top secret files.
Stanislaus The Worst Best Man Helps Oleg place a bomb inside Hymie to blow up Max's party.
Professor Stanislavski Ice Station Siegfried Creates a giant fan that is freezing the entire world.
Stroheim Absorb the Greek Mistakes 99's mother for Gina Paponickolini and kidnaps her.
Stromberg The Only Way To Die Aide to The Blaster
Stryker The Dead Spy Scrawls Assassin for The Shark
Alma Sutton
   (Barbara Bain)
KAOS In CONTROL CONTROL Lab assistant
Tolliver Closely Watched Planes Double agent, disguised as a parachute salesman
Toto Diplomat's Daughter The Craw's assistant. He gets wounded by Max.
Toulouse Dr. Yes French aide to Dr. Yes
Miss Transmania The Girls From KAOS Beauty contestant
Elwood Tudberry Witness for the Persecution Killer who orders Max killed before he can testify in court
Upjohn I Shot 86 Today Manager of Pomona National Golf Course, he helps Cramer blow up missiles.
Valdez Somebody Down Here Hates Me Assassin raised in the hill country, giving him a distinctive walk
Ignacio Valdez Tequila Mockingbird Temporary owner of the Tequila Mockingbird, he's the mayor, coroner, and librarian of Mira Lomo, Mexico.
Frank Valentine Pussycats Galore Owner of the Pussycat Club and kidnapper of German scientists
Valerie Valerie of the Dolls Runs Miss Valerie's School for Expectant Fathers.
VanCleef That Old Gang of Mine Double agent serving as secretary and lover to Commander Hathaway
Venikoff The Spy Who Met Himself Killed by Siegfried for failure
Victor My Nephew The Spy Employee of Lawson's Shoe Store
Victoria Bronzefinger Art restorer painted to death
Vogel The Spirit is Willing Assistant to Mondebello, he attempts to become the first man to defect from KAOS and live
Alex Vogel Witness for the Execution Mortician and son of Karl Vogel.
Karl Vogel Witness for the Execution Mortician and KAOS agent for 37 years, he hires The Exterminator to kill Dietrich.
Volheim Absorb the Greek Unseen, he surveils the Chief.
Professor Von Gunther Supersonic Boom Creator of the Sonic Boom Machine
Dr. Lazlo Von Havok Satan Place Surgeon who will operate on the Chief and make him work for KAOS
Baron Von Kruppa Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho Arms dealer who supported the Germans in both world wars
Otto Von Werner Hoo Done It Killed on Tuwanna
Vorcheck Our Man In Toyland Mr. Bunny's assistant
Wailing Wanda
Courier 12
The Groovy Guru A hippies, she passes Max info on the Groovy Guru. She's really a double agent and has given Max a bomb.
Waterhouse How Green Was My Valet Valet to the Bulmanian Ambassador.
Widow Waterhouse How Green Was My Valet Wife of the valet, she's sent back to Bulmania.
Waxman The Wax Max Operator of the Chamber of Horrors, a wax house and KAOS plutonium drop. He attempts to behead Max and 99 and make them wax dummies.
The Whip I Am Curiously Yellow Master villain who hypnotizes Max into stealing the Narco 512 for him.
Wilbur
(Buddy Hackett)
Maxwell Smart, Private Eye An assassin with very poor eyesight, he accidentally kills Mr. Peter. He's a caricature of Wilbur, a gunsel in The Maltese Falcon.
Winters Diamonds are a Spy's Best Friend Member of the League of Bald Headed Men
Wolenska Hubert's Unfinished Symphony Aide to Badeff
Wolfgang Bronzefinger Art restorer
Woodman One Nation Invisible Along with Moorpark, he guards the Ginsberg Papers.
Yakuro Yamasaki A Tale of Two Tails Japanese master of disguise who can easily pass for Chinese.
Dr. Yes Dr. Yes Evil scientist, with extremely long and sharp fingernails, who is toppling U.S. rockers, a parody of James Bond's Doctor No.
Abe Fu Yung I Am Curiously Yellow Aide to The Whip.
Zachary How Green Was My Valet Lovely assistant to the Bulmanian Ambassador
Zelda The Little Black Book Aide to the Maestro, she goes on a date with Max and Sid Krimm
Zelinka Mr. Big Scientist who kidnaps Professor Dante
Dr. Eric Zharko
(Tom Poston)
Shock It To Me Scientist supposedly executed by the Transylvanian Highway Patrol, but actually creating a device to return the dead to life.
Zombie The Mild Ones Member of the Purple Knights
1 It Takes One to Know One Unseen, but heard giving orders to Octavia
127 Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain Carries piece #127
2150 (C. Errol Madre) The Treasure of C. Errol Madre A prospector who while partners with Froggsie Debs, finds a gold mine. Later, he returns to gather the gold with Max disguised as Debs.
BR29 The Mummy Disguised as a mummy, he's smuggled into the U.S.
X-40 One of Our Olives is Missing He attempts to transmit Dr. Popovich's formula using an olive. He is shot and wounded by Max.
Y-11 (Kirsch)
(King Moody)
Anatomy of a Lover In charge of security procedures with Phelps, also a KAOS spy who reprograms Hymie.

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